Every time I read an employment ad for Aldi or pretty much anywhere around the Lansing area I always have to shake my head and laugh in disgust a little bit at the EEO disclaimer.

 ALDI is committed to equal opportunity for all employees and applicants. As a proud Equal Opportunity Employer (EOE), we do not discriminate based on race, color, national origin, ancestry, citizenship status, religion, sex, sexual stereotyping, sexual orientation, gender, gender identity, gender expression, age, marital status, mental or physical disability, medical condition, genetic information, military or veteran status, pregnancy (which includes pregnancy, childbirth, and medical conditions related to pregnancy, childbirth, or breastfeeding), or any other protected characteristic.

 

There should be an extra line added to the end:

 Unless you are a straight, white male atheist, problem solver with a no fraternization policy for yourself, then we don't want you here because our employees can't control themselves and/or we want morons that have faith in our company no matter what.