Well I am fucked for the next 3 days at work.

Uber put out a message in their app that you could now sign up and do ride share, (Uberx), and food deliveries. I decided to check into it.

I did all the stuff in the app, but it said that Michigan required a vehicle inspection for cars over 5 years old before they could be used in ride share.

When I started filling it out the 2013 Ford Focus was still listed as one of the cars.

I called Uber to get them to delete the Ford and then just my 2021 Mazda CX-30 would be used. I asked them to check about the vehicle inspection being required for the Mazda.

The woman I talked to said that I would get an email about the program and a message in the app. The message did not show up while I was working yesterday.

When I got home, I read the email and replied to it that I wanted more information before I got into the program.

This morning when I tried to start working I got a welcome to Uber Pro message over the app. It would not let me go online to take deliveries.

Apparently, some pea brained moron of a programmer made it so that while they were waiting for a new background check you could not do deliveries.

What the fuck???? The food deliveries are the important part. Ride share was maybe just to fill in slow times.

I had to wait until 10 am to get in touch with support and then after 2 transfers to the correct department I told them to take the Uberx off my account and put it back to just food deliveries.

The woman said that I would get a prompt after I logged out and logged back in and that I would not be able to accept deliveries for 72 fucking hours.

WTF kind of bullshit is that? Who is the moron that set it up that way?

The only good part is that one of their top deliverers, me, will not be able to deliver for them on a day when a lot of the drivers stay home, Christmas.

They are the ones that send me the congratulations for being in the top 7 or 8 percent of drivers in platinum in the area.

I basically just did Doordash all day and went home after they sent me back to the East Lansing Meijer for the second time to do a shop and deliver.

I unassigned the first one and wrote in that the place was too busy for that and no more shop and delivers today for me.

So of course they had to try and send me back again after 4pm to shop for a 20 item list. I pulled into the lot and could not park within 70 yards of the store.

I said fuck this, unassigned the delivery and logged out.

I hate this idiot town where everyone waits until the day before Christmas to pack the grocery stores.

WTF? Today is a day that you get anything that you forgot from earlier in the week.

IT IS CALLED PLANNING AHEAD.

How much product do you expect there to be on the shelves at 4 pm when the supermarket closes early and is closed the whole next day?

The order paid $20.50 and I said fuck it.

I fucking hate crowds.

I will be out there tomorrow, hopefully delivering from restaurants.

Just so those that like to fuck me over know, I only have Doordash or Grubhub to use tomorrow. Merry Christmas to you assholes, (sarcasm)