Since I am putting in applications again, I get to have 100 background checks run on me. They all come back clear. Here is the result part of one from the third:

When I went to work for GRBS cleaning Dewitt High School I passed an FBI fingerprint background check.

Gonna stay that way if I can help it. Although in this ass backwards country I would probably get hired quicker if I was a convicted felon and the company got a tax break for hiring me.