Driving in the Lansing area is like trying to find logic in a space cadet artist's mind. 

The road system was designed by someone on acid, or a child with a crayon. 

The apartment complexes for the most part make no sense in the building numbering or even which side is A or B. Hint: A goes on the left, B goes to the right of A , C goes to the right of B and so on. 

This isn't England. The ground floor is also the first floor here.

I fucking hate the designers/developers that built this area. 

Sorry Ms. Eyde you seemed pretty nice when I delivered to you when I worked at FedEx, but this area sucks to drive in. 

Just when you start getting a system down to deal with the idiotic road system, along comes construction to fuck up the entire area.