Look people, fuck the no tip shit. It is bad enough that Doordash has a $2.50 minimum delivery pay. I am not going to take a fucking bullshit $2.50 delivery. 

Between gas and the time it takes to do that delivery I would be working for free or too close to it not to piss me off and want to shove that order down your throat.

I turned down the same offer twice tonight at $2.51 and $3.01. Get it your fucking self. 

I am not your delivery slave.

You asshole students that don't want to tip can fucking starve for all I care. 

Do you stiff the waiter or waitress at a restaurant that brings you your food? Do you stiff the pizza delivery driver? 

You young students are quite capable of getting your own food, especially with the grade school academics of MSU.

If you are only ordering a small amount of stuff, I still have the same time and expenses involved as if you were ordering a 13 course meal.