I am about ready to beat people to death.

Some lying ass scumbag named Jessie F in room 608 at the Hyatt Place Lansing East ordered from Panera Bread and I delivered it to the door of their room.

20 minutes later I got an email from Grubhub saying that the order had been cancelled. I called Grubhub because I fucking hate that scamming ass bullshit and they said that the person claimed that they could not find the order. 

Bullshit. It was right in front of their door and I knocked on the door before leaving because it asked for a contactless delivery. 

If this shit starts again because those asshole Spartans are back, then all MSU students and faculty need to be banned from deliveries. Fuck the scamming ass little turds. They need to be prosecuted for petty theft and fined with jail time and expelled. 

Anyway, while I was trying to work the app to call customer service some idiot came right up next to me and started asking me what app I was using while trying to look over my shoulder. He was almost touching me. He was not wearing a mask and was working for DoorDash at the time.

I told him to get away from me and moved back from the counter area to call customer service. 

After I told customer service all the details of the delivery so they could investigate it I moved to the middle of the counter to see if the bags the worker had placed on the counter were mine.

When I did the other driver started going off on me telling me to get out of his face when I was 3 or 4 feet away from him and then started calling me a piece of shit.

Being already pissed off I asked him if he would like me to knock him out, calling him an old man while I did it. 

I am 57 years old and he was probably pretty close to my age. He had a white almost bowl cut hairstyle and a huge gut. 

When I pulled in and started getting out of my car the moron came barreling in to the next parking space and almost hit my open car door. His car is a silver or gray sedan with a passenger side mirror that is busted. 

He kept talking shit as I followed him to the door. I went out the first set of doors and said "Let me guess you are one of those tinkerbell faggots".

Keep fucking with me assholes you have already made an enemy with the gossiping that got my life destroyed and all the torture bullshit. 

I am not gay. I never will be gay or bisexual. I will not take any shit from you dickheads either.

As for the bullshit radio DJs and their garbage of "They think you are John" followed by "John is gay", bullshit. I hope gay John dies very painfully for not pointing out that I am not him.