Michigan is everything that the conspiracy theorists have been pointing out for years. 

The state is run by a secret society of pedophiles that eat babies. 

They have Bigfoot held hostage up at Fort Grayling and are doing transgender experiments on him. 

They and the CIA at Michigan State are at the heart of the mind control weaponry. 

They have an illegal chemical/biological weapons manufacturer Emergent Biosolutions.

They push DEI to limit Free Speech.

They want to take away your guns.

The Mormons are a sex cult.  

They promote the gay lifestyle. 

Everyone look at Michigan and shine several spotlights up its asshole.