I was once accused of running all over town saying that I knew Brian and Jason. I do not care how they spell their names. Dumb and Dumber fits.

It wasn't me, it was whoever they told in this cesspool that was gossiping to everyone else.  Their own fucking fault but they would rather accuse me instead of the garbage here doing it. 

Now however I drive around and when I feel like it I yell out the car window every name of everyone involved and how I want them dead. That is me. Fuck you all. 

If I do something I take responsibility for it. If you accuse me of doing something that I do not do, you have just made an enemy for life.  

You all can take this weaponry that you got me hooked to and shove it up your asses until it chokes you to death.