Do you try to fuck people over so that you can take advantage of them? 

Do you actively seek out people that are down and out or in financial distress so that you can take advantage of them?

Do you take advantage of anyone, any time that being able to presents itself?

Do you ever do anything for anyone else without wanting something in return?

If your answers to any of the first three questions are yes and/or the fourth question no: You are a capitalist pig.